BLACK DOG'S OWN MOVIE REVIEW CORNER:
BEHOLD PIRATES REVEALED THROUGH OUR OWN MOVIE CORRESPONDENT: CAPTAIN MEG MARDEGAN
A'vast me hearties it would seem that Davy Jones' locker be too hard to imagine so the makers of this third installment of the Disney blockbuster pirate trilogy decided to go with nothing. Yes, a vast empty landscape. It looked to me like the Californian desert except that there was no sand, just a very white flat ground that went on forever till of course those mountains in the distance, which again just seemed like the Californian landscape. But apparently this is Davy Jones' locker. This is where Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) is to spend an eternity after being devoured by Jones' beastie the Kraken at the end of the previous movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
But Captain Jack is not alone, he has an entire crew of himself, yes other Captain Jack's to deal with that are driving him mad. He argues with several versions of himself, some aren't wearing shirts, some are you see (gotta tell 'em apart somehow). He even does a Jack in with a sword. Jack is finally undisputed Captain of the Black Pearl but now he is also his own crew.
The empty landscape and the multiple Captain Jack's took me right out of the "Pirates" movie experience that is usually a perfect mix of action, swashbuckling, the supernatural, comedy and romance. It felt more a surreal Terry Gilliam film not Gore Verbinski (Pirates director). I swear I thought the giant that wears a ship for a hat in Gilliam's "Time Bandits" was going to walk through the scene.
But thankfully Jack is rescued fairly early on by Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) and the recently resurrected from the dead Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush). It seems it is not as hard as you would think to travel to the end of the world, into Davy Jones' locker and back again, not when you have the help of a map from the Chinese pirate Sao Feng (Chow Yun-Fat).
Every character has his or her own motives for rescuing Jack. Elizabeth feels guilty for chaining Jack to the Black Pearl, serving him up to the Kraken in the last movie. Will needs the Pearl to catch The Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones' ship, to save his father from his eternal debt to Jones. Barbossa indebted to Tia Dalma (Naomie Harris), who is really the goddess Calypso, for bringing him back from the dead must bring all nine pirate lords of the Brethren Court together. Jack of course, is a pirate lord, and the court must come together in order to free Calypso from her fleshy prison. What?
All this and more while fighting Lord Cutler Becket (Tom Hollander) and the East India Trading Company that are threatening to put a stop to all piracy across the seven seas with the aid of an unwilling Davy Jones (Bill Nighy).
The twists and turns in the plot will make your head spin but the pirate action is there along with a good dose of humor. Oh yeah, and then there was Keith Richards, who makes a cameo as Jack's father.
The romance between Will and Elizabeth seems to be dead in the water till the very end when their relationship meets its bittersweet destiny. And on that note make sure you stay till the very end of the credits. Even though "At World's End" goes overboard in order to top the first two "Pirate" installments, it is a lot of fun, and a must see for fans. And if you're like me, you need closure.