Reports of Michael Jackson sightings have been coming in from around the world. A glove reaching out of a McDonald's ball pitt in Romania, a strange looking
stewardess giving out "Jesus Juice," to children on a flight to Japan.
Most recently children were treated to a fantastic show at a Chucky Cheese in Omaha Nebraska.
It was little Lee Widner's tenth birthday party, and things were getting pretty boring, until suddenly from out of the kitchen a masked pale man came
moon-walking out of the kitchen and treated all
the kiddies to a performance of Billie Jean. The man who called himself Herman Batman,
then treated Lee and two of his best friends to trip around the state in
a private jet, that "Herman" claimed to have acquired in
a "cash for clunkers" deal. The event left town folks scratching their heads and wondering,
was Herman Batman, really Michael Jackson.