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Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use

Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use.

"Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Katie Couric.
                                             

Hollywood Romance?

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell may be more than just castmates, say some on the set of the new movie overboard.
"This could be the greatest celeb hook-up, since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie." said an unnamed source on the set.

Tom Hanks Shocking Gay Film from his Past!

The movie Tom Hanks doesn't want his fans to know about, a little known film called Philadelphia, a gay-exploitation film,  in which he has gay sex in a porno theater.

Star Wars C-3PO finally comes out of the closet

In the biggest coming out surprise since Nathen Lane, Star Wars Droid, C-3po admits to being gay and is now living with his lover Bicentennial man. 3po also plans on writing a tell all bio in which he reveals all the straight Star Wars characters he had sex with.

Kevin Federline's life in danger

"Entertainment Tonight" reported that the FBI and the LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on Federline's life. But who could it be, that wants to kill K-Fed.
BlackDog has one guess.

Tom Hanks Drops out of New Star Trek Project

The film, currently starring Zachary Quinto (Heroes) as Spock and Anton Yelchin (Huff) as Chekov, is being directed by J.J. Abrams (Alias).

Tom Hanks drops out of New Star Trek, amid speculation of his gay past.

Lindsay Lohan promises fans she Will top Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan promises fans she Will top Britney Spears.
The very talented Linsey Lohan has vowed that she will top Britney's Mtv Music Award Failure.

Steve Carell to Play Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad In New Movie

Steve Carell to Play Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad In New Movie.
The Movie titled Allah Almighty gives a common man the powers to eliminate all the Jews from the Earth.
Carrell prepared for the role by vacationing in Boise Idaho, where Jewish people still are not allowed. The movie will be filmed on location in Calabases California, and should be released in summer of 2008.

Tommy Lee Apologizes For Kid Rock Fight

Tommy Lee has issued an apology to both Alicia Keys and MTV for becoming involved in a fight during the recent MTV music video awards.

However, the drummber had no kind words for his sparring partner, Kid Rock, whom he described as a "wuss" and a "country bumpkin."

The two musicians are both former husbands of actress Pamela Anderson, a presenter during Sunday's event at the Palms casino in Las Vegas.

Lee said in a posting on his Web site (http://www.tommylee.tv) that he was having a good time at the show, catching up with old friends, when Kid Rock tapped him on the shoulder. Lee claims that he stood up to embrace him and exchange pleasantries.

"He punches me in the face," Lee alleges next, "Well if ya wanna call it that!? ... More like a bitch slap!"

Lee said he started to retaliate, but hotel security guards hauled him out, threatening to break his arm. Lee's own bodyguard told them to let go, and Lee was escorted to his hotel room by police and Palms co-owner George Maloof.

"I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bull---- caused by a piece of s--- called Kid Pebble," Lee said.

Kanye Leads 50 Cent in Early Album Sales

50 cent has promised to quit the business if Kanye West outsells him. In related story Middle-aged White people have Flocked to buy the new Kanye West Album. "Kanye just scares me less"said Robert Brennen of Van Nuys California.