Michael Jackson Sighted, The Return of The King

Michael Jackson is not dead.

 Reports of Michael Jackson sightings have been coming in from around the world. A glove reaching out of a McDonald's ball pitt in Romania, a strange looking

 stewardess giving out "Jesus Juice," to children on a flight to Japan.

Most recently children were treated to a fantastic show at a Chucky Cheese in Omaha Nebraska.

It was little Lee Widner's tenth birthday party,  and things were getting pretty boring, until suddenly  from out of the kitchen a masked pale man came 

moon-walking out of the kitchen and treated all 

the kiddies to a performance of Billie Jean. The man who called himself Herman Batman,

then treated Lee and two of his best friends to trip around the state in

a private jet, that "Herman" claimed to have acquired in

a "cash for clunkers" deal. The event left town folks scratching their heads and wondering, 

was Herman Batman, really Michael Jackson.