OBAMA BUYS HIS FIRST BILLY JOEL CD

OBAMA BUYS HIS FIRST BILLY JOEL CD

In an attempt to bridge the gap he has with uneducated white voters, Barack Obama went into a West Virginia Wall mart and bought his very first Billie Joel CD. Billie Joel's Greatest Hits. 
"Wow it was really awesome, Barack said after only 40 seconds of listening to it."

Barack also bought the first five seasons of "Friends" and some new ammo for all the deer hunting he plans on doing in the next week.

"Barack really is loving his new white lifestyle," said a senior Obama staff member. "He even did the tomahawk chop at the Washington National game yesterday, and the braves weren't even playing!"

Ignorant whites everywhere are taking a second look at Barack.  "I thought he was too much like that  bad Ni#^ER  Malcolm X, but I think he might be more like that nice colored boy Will Smith," said an ignorant non college educated white, who still loves Hillary. 

In an attempt to bridge the gap he has with uneducated white voters, Barack Obama went into a West Virginia Wall mart and bought his very first Billie Joel CD. Billie Joel's Greatest Hits. 
"Wow it was really awesome, Barack said after only 40 seconds of listening to it."

Barack also bought the first five seasons of "Friends" and some new ammo for all the deer hunting he plans on doing in the next week.

"Barack really is loving his new white lifestyle," said a senior Obama staff member. "He even did the tomahawk chop at the Washington National game yesterday, and the braves weren't even playing!"

Ignorant whites everywhere are taking a second look at Barack.  "I thought he was too much like that  bad Ni#^ER  Malcolm X, but I think he might be more like that nice colored boy Will Smith," said an ignorant non college educated white, who still loves Hillary.