Shia LaBeouf Speaks about Megan Fox

ACTUAL QUOTES FROM SHIA LABEOUF

Actual Quotes From Shia LaBeouf

The actor who gets to be in Transformers with 

Megan Fox

seems to only be able to focus on phallic images

and Steven Spielberg,

as demonstrated from a quote

from one of his latest interviews.

"When I was a kid I used to dress 

up as a clown and do "tricks" 

in front of my fathers hot dog stand.

I was helping to sell the "hot dogs".

Now I basically do the same thing 

except Steven Spielberg is selling

the hot dogs."

-From the mouth of Shia.

Now for all who were forced to read that,

a hot picture of Megan Fox.

Actual Quotes From Shia LaBeouf

The actor who gets to be in Transformers with 

Megan Fox

seems to only be able to focus on phallic images

and Steven Spielberg,

as demonstrated from a quote

from one of his latest interviews.

"When I was a kid I used to dress 

up as a clown and do "tricks" 

in front of my fathers hot dog stand.

I was helping to sell the "hot dogs".

Now I basically do the same thing 

except Steven Spielberg is selling

the hot dogs."

-From the mouth of Shia.

Now for all who were forced to read that,

a hot picture of Megan Fox.