Michael Jackson, King of Pedophiles, Dead

Michael Jackson, King of Pedophiles, Dead

Fans across the globe mourn

the amazing artist,

and we can only imagine 

the great music he will never create,

as we can only sit in wonderment

of all the little boys he will

never be able to rape.

Here are Just a few of

Michael's "Lost Boys."

The Jonas Brothers,

With just 3 diet cokes filled with Jesus juice,

beautiful music could have been made.

The Young Haley Joel Osment,

Michael never went to bed without masturbating,

to one of Haley's films.

Ben Seaver,

He always gave Michael "growing pains,"

(in his penis)