Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell may be more than just castmates, say some on the set of the new movie overboard. "This could be the greatest celeb hook-up, since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie." said an unnamed source on the set.
Romance is in the air on the set of the new movie "Overboard". The movie staring new comer Kurt Russel and vetern comic actress Goldie Hawn has set tongues awagging, as sourses speculate on the reletionship between the two stars. Reps from Hawn and Russell are mum on the rumor, but teast audiences can not deny the the chemistry between them. Watch out Brad and Angelina it looks like there is a new it couple in Hollywood.
PORTLAND, OREGON — A STATE LAW ALLOWING GAY COUPLES TO REGISTER AS DOMESTIC PARTNERS BELATEDLY TOOK EFFECT AFTER A FEDERAL JUDGE RULED THE STATE'S PROCESS OF DISQUALIFYING PETITION SIGNATURES WAS CONSISTENT ENOUGH TO BE VALID. GREAT NEWS FOR LOCAL COUPLE HARRY, FROM HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS, AND HIS LONG TIME PARTNER CHEWBACCA.
They first met at a Star Treck convention in 1993, and have been together since. "It's just so hard to find a guy my size," said Chewbacca. Chewbacca was inspired to come out of the closet by long time friend and gay activist, 3-cpo. "I used to date girls who didn't know why I was so moody," laughed the mighty Chewbacca. Harry on the other hand has being openly gay for years. "Oh, honey I was the little SASQUATCH at school who listened to Cher , and hung out with the girls in the bathroom," said the flamboyant Harry. "I knew Chewy was gay when I saw him, I just had to get him used to the idea, listen up girlfriends a cheap merlot and some straight porn did the trick for me." The Happy couple plan on going to the moon of Endor, notorious vacation spot for gay men on the prowl for cheap Ewok prostitutes.
Angelina Jolie Speaks Out About Brad Pitt And Reveals Shocking News About Their Split:
Earlier today actress Angelina Jolie, known for her critically acclaimed performances in both Tomb Raider movies, and for wearing a vile of Billy Bob Thornton's Blood during that shame of a marriage, spoke about her failed relationship with superstar Brad Pitt on the Oprah Winfrey talk show.
"I just realized, he didn't wear that Pirate outfit to bed for me," Jolie said, "he wore it because George Clooney had sat on it at a party." Jolie went on to discuss how what she at first saw as Pitt's friendship with actor George Clooney was really a growing obsession.
"He would stand naked in front of the mirror, sometimes for hours flexing his muscles in different poses, asking which I thought George would like best."
However the pirate costume Pitt became obsessed with, and according to Jolie, came to wear under his regular clothes finally pushed the actress over the edge.
"He just had to feel close to George...To his smell, his person-hood, it just got to be too much. I mean you don't steal another woman's husband just to find out he's infatuated with the star of the gayest Batman film, that's no dream come true."
"I just love universal healthcare," the slutty girl scout said when announcing her support for Barrack Obama's new plan
DEARBORN, Mich. – Jenny Shaffer knows how to sell Girl Scout cookies. She sold them to friends. She sold them to strangers. She even convinced her orthodontist to buy the popular sweet treats.
"Do you want eat my cookie?" Jennifer would ask would be male buyers. 15 year old Jennifer Sharpe has been a Girl Scout for 5 years, but the 15 year old got something for Christmas last year that gives her an edge. She grew into some big tits and a sweet ass. The flavor she sold the most of was caramel coconut. The words just rolled off her tongue.
GIRL SCOUT SETS RECORD FOR COOKIE SALES WITH 17,321 BOXES SOLD
CONTROVERSIAL DIRECTOR TO HEAD LONG AWAITED BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE III
Mel Gibson has started production on the mother of all trilogies. The star of "What Women Want" states this will be the most important project since his culturally diverse Lethal Weapon 4. Which Gibson himself sees as a hard act to follow, stating, "Ya know that LW4, ain't no crow to stone...I acted with both blacks and Chinese in that one."
Unlike the first 2 installments of Big Momma's House the stars of this latest edition including franchise name Martin Lawrence will be facing ground breaking challenges during production. "The entire film" Gibson insists, "will be shot in ancient Ebonics" and the director hasn't decided whether or not to include subtitles for suburban white kids.
However, in classic Gibson form, the script has already gathered some criticism from concerned Rabbias throughout the nation. The Rabbias suggest that a scene depicting "Big Momma's" trip to a restaurant has anti-Semitic dialog, when "Big momma" complains that the waiter is trying to "Jew the numbers."
The film focuses on Martin Lawrence, an FBI agent, who poses as "Big Momma" in order to go undercover in an all Women's nudist college. Hilarity and social commentary ensue as Martin Lawrence has to suppress his natural attraction to the 20 something naked students while dressed as a fat old black woman. The details of some of these interactions are not for the squeamish--the FBI agent, must "hilariously" cover his shame with a hot dog bun at a sorority picnic.
The films plot has also drawn criticism from across the board, as the central focus of "Big Momma's" investigation has the star solving what Gibson has to date only referred to as "the holocaust hoax."
In a related story fellow director and People magazine's sexiest man of the year winner, George Clooney, has begun production on a remake of an older Mel Gibson/Goldie Hawn classic "Bird on a Wire". Clooney, who is best known for his portrayal of the gayest Batman ever, has added some twists to the plot. In this version the Mel and Goldie characters discover some unsettling facts about the Bush administration's role in the Alberto Gonzales scandals.
As the Spice Girls get ready for a new tour, The new Islamic group "The Good Wives" release their new single, "If you wanna be my Husband."
The new Islamic group "The Good wives" has taken the Islamic world by storm. They reject the Satanic view of "Girl Power" and replace it with what they call "Husband Power." At first police in Saudi Arabia wanted to stone the "Good Wives" but when they started to listen to their lyrics and crazy beats the police were hooked. The "Good Wives," first single "If you want to Be my husband" is very pro beating and comments how a disappointing wife should be killed. Saudi police have still not decided if the "Good Wives" should be imprisoned, but for now wives everywhere are getting into the "Husband Power."
AL ROKER GETS IN FIGHT WITH MATHEW FOX ON THE TODAY SHOW
"Tell me the location of Lost island, or by god I will hunt down Hannah Montana and impregnate her," Al Roker yelled to Mathew Fox on an interview during the Today Show.
Al Roker has long stated his ambition to find lost island and live there forever. "all the answers are there, they just need a leader who will make sex slaves out of the women." Roker has said before. Al, who now only calls himself the Weatherman, then asked Fox if he would help him do a home invasion. "I want to force a father to have sex with his daughter, and a mother to have sex with her son," Al told Fox. Producers of the today show are happy to point out that Al is more popular than ever, and part of his appeal to the public is straight talk to the american people.
Draco's father arrested in raid of muggle bathhouse, World of Harry Potter in turmoil.
This is not the first time that reported Death Eater Lucius Malfoy has been caught in a compromising situation. He was among the many patrons in the audience of the Florida porn theater when Muggle sex offender Paul Rubins was arrested.
The Muggle bath house in London is well known for the practice of trading sexual favors for what Muggles call money. Malfoy who again and again has spoken of his hatred of Muggles and half-bloods had no explanation for his being there, but it was reported that the Wizard who supports "he who must not be named," was disrobed when the police made the raid. Malfoy was able to successfully erase the memories of all the Muggles involved, but was not able to retrieve his cape from a very dramatic young Muggle man who insisted that the garment belonged to his lover. Malfoy will be charged with the misdemeanor, Mistreatment of Muggles. Although it is very likely Malfoy will be able to use his influence in having the charges dropped or reduced.
The real victim in this case is Draco Malfoy. As if it's not enough that he has to deal with the popular Harry Potter always saving the day, now Draco must endure the humiliation from other Hogwarts students in the hallways and laboratories. The Weasley twins have already produced thousands of "Malfoy's a Muggle Bugger", badges to be sold at their joke shop in Diagon alley. The badge flashes the words "Malfoy's a Muggle Bugger", with an added animation of Lucius Malfoy putting his wand in a very unpleasant muggle body part.