Harry Potter Bathhouse Scandal

LUCIUS MALFOY BATHHOUSE SCANDAL

Draco's father arrested in raid of muggle bathhouse, 

World of Harry Potter in turmoil.

This is not the first time that reported Death Eater Lucius Malfoy has been caught in a compromising situation. He was among the many patrons in the audience of the Florida porn theater when Muggle sex offender Paul Rubins was arrested.

The Muggle bath house in London is well known for the practice of trading sexual favors for what Muggles call money. Malfoy who again and again has spoken of his hatred of Muggles and half-bloods had no explanation for his being there, but it was reported that the  Wizard who supports "he who must not be named," was disrobed when the police made the raid. Malfoy was able to successfully erase the memories of all the Muggles involved, but was not able to retrieve his cape from a very dramatic young Muggle man who insisted that the garment belonged to his lover. Malfoy will be charged with the misdemeanor, Mistreatment of Muggles. Although it is very likely Malfoy will be able to use his influence in having the charges dropped or reduced.

The real victim in this case is Draco Malfoy. As if it's not enough that he has to deal with the popular Harry Potter always saving the day, now Draco must endure the humiliation from other Hogwarts students in the hallways and laboratories. The Weasley twins have already produced thousands of "Malfoy's a Muggle Bugger", badges to be sold at their joke shop in Diagon alley. The badge flashes the words "Malfoy's a Muggle Bugger", with an added animation of Lucius Malfoy putting his wand in a very unpleasant muggle body part.

Draco's father arrested in raid of muggle bathhouse, 

World of Harry Potter in turmoil.

This is not the first time that reported Death Eater Lucius Malfoy has been caught in a compromising situation. He was among the many patrons in the audience of the Florida porn theater when Muggle sex offender Paul Rubins was arrested.

The Muggle bath house in London is well known for the practice of trading sexual favors for what Muggles call money. Malfoy who again and again has spoken of his hatred of Muggles and half-bloods had no explanation for his being there, but it was reported that the  Wizard who supports "he who must not be named," was disrobed when the police made the raid. Malfoy was able to successfully erase the memories of all the Muggles involved, but was not able to retrieve his cape from a very dramatic young Muggle man who insisted that the garment belonged to his lover. Malfoy will be charged with the misdemeanor, Mistreatment of Muggles. Although it is very likely Malfoy will be able to use his influence in having the charges dropped or reduced.

The real victim in this case is Draco Malfoy. As if it's not enough that he has to deal with the popular Harry Potter always saving the day, now Draco must endure the humiliation from other Hogwarts students in the hallways and laboratories. The Weasley twins have already produced thousands of "Malfoy's a Muggle Bugger", badges to be sold at their joke shop in Diagon alley. The badge flashes the words "Malfoy's a Muggle Bugger", with an added animation of Lucius Malfoy putting his wand in a very unpleasant muggle body part.

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