Chewbacca Comes Out of The Closet

GAYS PULL ANOTHER FAST ONE ON THE STRAIGHTS

PORTLAND, OREGON —  A STATE LAW ALLOWING GAY COUPLES TO REGISTER AS DOMESTIC PARTNERS BELATEDLY TOOK EFFECT AFTER A FEDERAL JUDGE RULED THE STATE'S PROCESS OF DISQUALIFYING PETITION SIGNATURES WAS CONSISTENT ENOUGH TO BE VALID. GREAT NEWS FOR  LOCAL COUPLE HARRY,  FROM HARRY AND THE  HENDERSONS,  AND HIS LONG TIME PARTNER CHEWBACCA.
       

They first met at a Star Treck convention in 1993, and have been together since. "It's  just so hard to find a guy my size,"  said Chewbacca.  Chewbacca was inspired to come out of the closet by long time friend and gay activist, 3-cpo.  "I used to date girls who didn't know why I was so moody," laughed the mighty Chewbacca.
Harry on the other hand has being openly  gay for years. "Oh, honey  I was the little SASQUATCH at school who listened to Cher , and hung out with the  girls in the bathroom," said the flamboyant Harry.  "I knew  Chewy  was gay when I saw  him, I just had to  get  him used to the idea,  listen up girlfriends  a cheap merlot and  some straight porn did  the trick for me."  The Happy couple  plan on  going to the  moon of Endor, notorious  vacation spot  for gay  men  on the prowl  for cheap  Ewok prostitutes. 

PORTLAND, OREGON —  A STATE LAW ALLOWING GAY COUPLES TO REGISTER AS DOMESTIC PARTNERS BELATEDLY TOOK EFFECT AFTER A FEDERAL JUDGE RULED THE STATE'S PROCESS OF DISQUALIFYING PETITION SIGNATURES WAS CONSISTENT ENOUGH TO BE VALID. GREAT NEWS FOR  LOCAL COUPLE HARRY,  FROM HARRY AND THE  HENDERSONS,  AND HIS LONG TIME PARTNER CHEWBACCA.
       

They first met at a Star Treck convention in 1993, and have been together since. "It's  just so hard to find a guy my size,"  said Chewbacca.  Chewbacca was inspired to come out of the closet by long time friend and gay activist, 3-cpo.  "I used to date girls who didn't know why I was so moody," laughed the mighty Chewbacca.
Harry on the other hand has being openly  gay for years. "Oh, honey  I was the little SASQUATCH at school who listened to Cher , and hung out with the  girls in the bathroom," said the flamboyant Harry.  "I knew  Chewy  was gay when I saw  him, I just had to  get  him used to the idea,  listen up girlfriends  a cheap merlot and  some straight porn did  the trick for me."  The Happy couple  plan on  going to the  moon of Endor, notorious  vacation spot  for gay  men  on the prowl  for cheap  Ewok prostitutes.