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NBC Greenlights New Barack Obama Sitcom

NBC Green-lights New Barack Obama Sitcom

Momma Dora"

NBC has hired Martin Lawrence to head the cast in it's controversial sitcom about the first family, "Momma Dora." The show which in pre-production was called "first in law," is about the crazy antics of Obama's mother in law. 

In the first episode Momma Dora (Martin Lawrence) bursts in on an Obama press conference, screaming, "Barry I got a 18/22 in the ladies room upstairs. Obama says,

"Momma Dora, please call me Barack, and can't this wait, and what is a 18/22.

"That's two 9/11's Barry, and if you don't get up there with a plunger soon, those chilli dogs I ate for breakfast are gonna make it a 27/33!" Momma Dora retorts.

     Later on in the first episode Momma Dora dresses up as an Italian waiter when Barack makes her stay home as he and Michele dine with Denzal Washington at a fancy restaurant. When she is discovered Obama yells what promises to be the next catch phrase in American popular culture,

"Momma Dora!" 

THE CANDY MAN COMETH

(Al Roker descends a plane in the Siberian badlands after receiving a false lead that 'Hannah Montana' star Miley Cyrus was holding a secret naked girl sleep over)

"I knew it sounded too much like Jurassic Park II to really be true," began the obviously disappointed Roker, who fought back tears during our exclusive interview.

"But just like that old whitey who loved dinosaurs, I was willing to risk both my career and the lives of my two grandchildren at the very hope of attending such an event."