Obama Is a Sleeper Cell Says Presidential Expert.
"I am convinced that Barack Hussein Obama is an al-Qaeda sleeper cell," said self proclaimed presidential historian Gary Busey.
Busey made his announcement during happy hour at a Van Nuys Applebees. Busey, who always travels with his constant companions, a stuffed bald eagle, and a jaguar skull which he believes to have magical powers, explained his case to Ashly a twenty something pink haired waitress with a great little ass that Busey knew from the moment he saw her that just had to bone her.
"Listen Ash," Busey said, "The facts against Obama are stacking up faster then flapjacks at a lumber jack convention, were the flap jack machine has gotten out of control and the lumber jacks start committing suicide M. Night Shyamalan "The Happenings," style. Have you seen that movie Ash it's crazy but I just love every inch of it."
Busey was then asked to leave to make room for people who would order things.