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New Mel Gibson Movie Offends!
CONTROVERSIAL DIRECTOR TO HEAD LONG AWAITED BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE III
Mel Gibson has started production on the mother of all trilogies. The star of "What Women Want" states this will be the most important project since his culturally diverse Lethal Weapon 4. Which Gibson himself sees as a hard act to follow, stating, "Ya know that LW4, ain't no crow to stone...I acted with both blacks and Chinese in that one."
Unlike
the first 2 installments of Big Momma's House the stars of this latest
edition including franchise name Martin Lawrence will be facing ground
breaking challenges during production. "The entire film" Gibson
insists, "will be shot in ancient Ebonics" and the director hasn't
decided whether or not to include subtitles for suburban white kids.
However, in classic Gibson form, the script has already gathered some criticism from concerned Rabbias throughout the nation. The Rabbias suggest that a scene depicting "Big Momma's" trip to a restaurant has anti-Semitic dialog, when "Big momma" complains that the waiter is trying to "Jew the numbers."
The film focuses on Martin Lawrence, an FBI agent, who poses as "Big Momma" in order to go undercover in an all Women's nudist college. Hilarity and social commentary ensue as Martin Lawrence has to suppress his natural attraction to the 20 something naked students while dressed as a fat old black woman. The details of some of these interactions are not for the squeamish--the FBI agent, must "hilariously" cover his shame with a hot dog bun at a sorority picnic.
The films plot has also drawn criticism from across the board, as the central focus of "Big Momma's" investigation has the star solving what Gibson has to date only referred to as "the holocaust hoax."
In a related story fellow director and People magazine's sexiest man of the year winner, George Clooney, has begun production on a remake of an older Mel Gibson/Goldie Hawn classic "Bird on a Wire". Clooney, who is best known for his portrayal of the gayest Batman ever, has added some twists to the plot. In this version the Mel and Goldie characters discover some unsettling facts about the Bush administration's role in the Alberto Gonzales scandals.
