With a copy of Vanity Fair clutched in his left hand and ky jelly coving his whole entire body, Al Roker was rushed to the hospital today, he could be heard screaming, "Bring me a real naked picture Miley Cyrus, or by god I will hunt down Hannah Montana and impregnate her!"
Al, who now only calls himself the weather man, was only suffering from chronic masturbation syndrome, which doctors guessed was due to the Miley Cyrus photos released last week in Vanity Fair.
It's been another hard week for America's favorite morning time
personality. Al Roker, AkA , the weatherman has been up at all
hours just trying to figure out where in the world Matt Laurer is. But
when the Miley Cyrus pics came out Al was also forced to move up his
masturbation rotation from 12 to 25 sometimes 30 sessions a day. Al
this on top of his almost 24 vigil outside Heath Ledgers apartment,
have worn Al out.
"He is just masterbating, like a man on fire, I have not seen go this hard since Katie Holmes one her tampons unflushed in the bathroom." Said a Today Show janitor.
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