Indiana Jones 4, and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Sucks

Hispanics Protest Over New Indiana Jones Movie, Indiana Jones And and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,

Has George Lucas Finally Gone Too Far?

George Lucas has made a career of cashing in on racial stereotypes, from the British gay man C-3PO, to the generic-Asian homosexual boy, Short Round (Temple of Doom), Lucas has run the gambit of racially offensive characters. But Lucas may have gone too far with his latest character in the new Indiana Jones movie. Alfredo Menendez Gonzalez is a hard drinking, 15 hour a day working, tequila loving, daughter raping, wacky and Mexican, that helps Indy and serves as comic relief. Lucas got the idea for the character while he was watching his gardeners on the Lucas ranch. "I saw my gardeners eating apricots from a tree on my land and was very angry. But when I went to confront them they did something, they made me laugh. In their backwards unintelligent way they inspired a new character for the new Indiana Jones film." Said a very subdued Lucas.

Hispanic civil rights groups are already in a fury about the new character; taking particular issue with a scene where Alfredo rapes a chicken and Indiana responds (smiling shaking his head), "Silly old beaner."

However, Lucas contests, " I guess nobody remembers Lando Calrissian, the smooth talking, sexual beast, black man, that I wrote in for Star Wars,"  said Lucas.

George, though, has a long list of complaints about the racial stereotypes in his films. The film maker insists that he loves all minorities and tries to put at least one in all his films. 

 

Hispanics Protest Over New Indiana Jones Movie, Indiana Jones And and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,

Has George Lucas Finally Gone Too Far?

George Lucas has made a career of cashing in on racial stereotypes, from the British gay man C-3PO, to the generic-Asian homosexual boy, Short Round (Temple of Doom), Lucas has run the gambit of racially offensive characters. But Lucas may have gone too far with his latest character in the new Indiana Jones movie. Alfredo Menendez Gonzalez is a hard drinking, 15 hour a day working, tequila loving, daughter raping, wacky and Mexican, that helps Indy and serves as comic relief. Lucas got the idea for the character while he was watching his gardeners on the Lucas ranch. "I saw my gardeners eating apricots from a tree on my land and was very angry. But when I went to confront them they did something, they made me laugh. In their backwards unintelligent way they inspired a new character for the new Indiana Jones film." Said a very subdued Lucas.

Hispanic civil rights groups are already in a fury about the new character; taking particular issue with a scene where Alfredo rapes a chicken and Indiana responds (smiling shaking his head), "Silly old beaner."

However, Lucas contests, " I guess nobody remembers Lando Calrissian, the smooth talking, sexual beast, black man, that I wrote in for Star Wars,"  said Lucas.

George, though, has a long list of complaints about the racial stereotypes in his films. The film maker insists that he loves all minorities and tries to put at least one in all his films. 

(Blackdog fact #31  George  Lucas is in the works for an all black sequel to  Willow)

Comments

[joeblow]

I don't believe this is true. As a matter of fact I'm sure its bullshit. Someone trying to stir up controversy. Some talentless person who is trying to ruin the boxoffice results for George Lucas. Get a life and for future reference, that doesn't even sound like something George Lucas would say.....More like the idiot that wrote the entire piece. C3PO was not gay and short round was not gay. Perhaps the writer of that ficticious article is just having wishful thinking.