Hillary Clinton Praises Dog The Bounty Hunter

HONOLULU - Bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman’s cable TV show will soon be back on the air. Rednecks everywhere rejoice as they hear the news that Dog is coming back in action.
"This is even better then voting for Hillary Clinton," said a racist West Virginia voter.

Dog plans on getting back to what he does best  catching  dead beat  poor people who have  bench warrants.  Today Senator Clinton praised Dog while campaigning, "Like all the rest of you ignorant white uneducated voters I too love Dog the bounty hunter, and don't forget Barack Obama is a Darkie who hates America, and he even believes in evolution." Clinton then screamed like a little piggy to the drunken applause of the crowd.

( Blackdog fact #12 Barack Obama used to live in Hawaii and do cocaine until Dog the bounty hunter scared him away)

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[Matt]

Dog is the man...