Hillary Clinton Wins West Virginia

Clinton changes her no vagina left behind slogan to no whitey left behind and wins the red neck state by a huge margin.   
Clinton plans on winning a couple more insignificant contests before making her final threat to the Super delegates.

"Either give  Hillary the nomination or watch her make sure  John McCain beats Obama in November," said soulless Clinton Campaign Chairman Terry McAuliffe.

McAuliffe, like many Clinton supporters only gets through the day with the power of his own self loathing. He hopes to get to June 3 before he kills himself but  he admits  he  may  not make it.

(Blackdog fact #64 Clinton supporters  do  not  like  all those elitists folks  who go to collage)