New Scandel Rocks Barack Obama's Campaign

Barack Obama today neither confirmed or denied that he is madly in love with Alexis Bledel.
"I think everybody in America is in love with Alexis," Barack said to students in North Carolina, "But the idea that just because I own every season of Gilmore Girls, and only make love to Michelle when Alexis's face is freeze framed, well the idea  that that makes me in love with her, is absurd." 

Michelle Obama has lived with this for years, and has privately admitted that Barack's problem began when the movie Tuck Everlasting came out. "He likes to call it, well you can guess, everlasting,"
Michelle told a close friend.

The Clinton campaign has always hinted that Barack might go after white girls once he is President, and they used this latest scandal to reintroduce the idea. "We all know that his father liked little white girls,"  Hillary  Clinton said to supporters in Indiana, "But I for one am not gonna let Senator Obama get mixed up with Alexis." Hillary's statement brought a standing applause to the auditorium.

   
Obama's people meanwhile are doing everything they can to stop him from going to see the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. Which he calls, I come in my pants part 2.