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Chelsea Clinton, Hot?

Hillary camp tries to create more voter confusion by releasing hot pictures of Chelsea to the press.

John McCain Chooses Justin Long as Running Mate

John McCain Chooses Justin Long as Running Mate.
"He reminds me of me when I was young and hip,"

Al Roker Goes Nuts After Seeing Preview For Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants 2!

Al Roker Goes Nuts After Seeing Preview For Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants 2!
"Release Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants part 2 immediately, or by  god  I will hunt down  Hannah  Montana  and impregnate her." Al Roker demanded in his new today show segment, "Teens I would like to impregnate".       

Al Gore To Lead The Super Delagates

I told tipper that we are gonna have to tevo Lost this Thursday so I can meet with the super delegates," Gore said this weekend.  Gore did  not specify  which  Super delegates  are considered the most Super, but Big Al thinks he can sway them.    

Aquaman, is expected to be part of this meeting, and like Gore he is a very big uncommitted Super delegate.

McCain Just Can't Win

McDonald's gets his order wrong

                                                                                              

                                                                  "I am not lovn it!

Hillary Clinton Will Just Not Go Away

Like that genital wart that you shave off in a scolding hot shower, Hillary Clinton will just not go away.
"I wish she would take a cue from Heath Ledger, and get out of all of our faces" Said Senator John Kerry.

Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use

Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use
Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use.

"Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Katie Couric.
                                                

Al Gore To Lead The Super Delagates

I told tipper that we are gonna have to tevo Lost this Thursday so I can meet with the super delegates," Gore said this weekend.  Gore did  not specify  which  Super delegates  are considered the most Super, but Big Al thinks he can sway them.    

Aquaman, is expected to be part of this meeting, and like Gore he is a very big uncommitted Super delegate.

Al Gore To Lead The Super Delagates

I told tipper that we are gonna have to tevo Lost this Thursday so I can meet with the super delegates," Gore said this weekend.  Gore did  not specify  which  Super delegates  are considered the most Super, but Big Al thinks he can sway them.    

Aquaman, is expected to be part of this meeting, and like Gore he is a very big uncommitted Super delegate.

Hillary Clinton Wins Ohio, And She Will Just Not Go Away

Like that genital wart that you shave off in a scolding hot shower, Hillary Clinton will just not go away.
"I wish she would take a cue from Heath Ledger, and get out of all of our faces" Said Senator John Kerry.