Gary Busey Supports Cheney for President

 

CHENEY '08 GETS THE BUSEY BOOST

Momentum for the draft Cheney '08 movement picked up some serious celebrity clout when actor, and war enthusiast, Gary Busey became the self-proclaimed Cheney campaign "Secretary General". Yesterday Busey brought his message to a family restaurant in Los Angelos ("Bob's Big Boy") for what appears to have been an unannounced campaign stop.

The star of such films as, "Hider in the House" and "The Buddie Holly Story", rolled into the parking lot in what witnesses described as: an out of date school bus painted in psychedelic colors. "This is it baby! You can't stop the bear from growling!", Busey yelled to a crowd of confused restaurant patrons as he did a summer-salt from a bus window. The rally took off after Busey had collected all the abandoned cigarette butts he could find on the ground and ran back to the bus with a can of paint. "Hey McCain!" Busey began as a crowd of curious onlookers gathered. "You got a STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS?, Well this, this right here man, this is it! This is the DEATH TALK EXPRESS!" At that point Busey used what remained in his paint can to write the word "death" on the side of his bus.

"We're gonna put Cheney into that office in this bus! We are riding 'round the country and where do we stop? Pennsylvania Ave baby!" Busey's speech did inspire a sad man who turned out to be former actor Dan Aqroyd. After telling the restaurant manager he wouldn't "be washing the dishes tonight" Aqroyd  threw away his apron and jumped aboard the 'Death Talk Express'.

"Sometimes I am the driver and sometimes no one is" Busey went on, "Next stop: Mexico City, after that who knows!" The actor then drove off, most likely to avoid a conflict with the Police who had been called in after Busey bit the head off a young girl's teddy bear he referred to as  Obama

Busey as always will be traveling with his oldest friends: a stuffed bald eagle, and the skull of a jaguar that he believes to hold magical powers. No word yet as to whether Cheney himself has commissioned the trip or if he will later meet with Busey and Aqroyd.