Castro Resigns Due To Depression Over Heath Ledger's Death

Castro Resigns Due To Depression Over Heath Ledger's Death

"I knew Heath was special since I first saw him  in  10  Things I Hate About You" Castro said in his address this afternoon. 

Like most of us Fidel Castro has been in a major funk since Heath Ledger's death. "Poor Fidel has been in almost constant conversation with Mary Kate Olsen," said Castro's Brother Raul.  Castro has been holed up in his master bedroom with an unending  supply of rum and the movie a "Knights Tale" on repeat. "Just let me be taken to Heaven so I can be with Heath again" Castro was overheard saying to his priest.

But maybe that's why God took Heath so soon, as long as we had him on earth there was no need to think about heaven.