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August 30, 2007

Mike Huckabee weight loss secret!

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Huckabee admits to diet of Mcdonald's double cheeseburgers and bulimia

After months of the country wondering if special God-powers obtained by being an ordained minister was the secret to the Arkansas governor's miraculous weight drop of 110 pounds the truth is at last revealed.

Speaking to reputed fat-man Tim Russert on NBC's Meet the Press Huckabee was pressed for answers in a way only a desperate sweaty balloon of a man like Russert can do. The presidential hopeful, fearing the NBC anchor might follow through on a threat to sit on him finally admitted to the nation that he chose the path of bulimia. "My secret is eating as many Mcdonald's double cheese burgers as I can until I throw it all up."

Huckabee claims to have gotten the idea from watching the Paris Hilton sex tape with his wife. "I saw just how attractive Paris was and it made me feel ashamed I knew throwing up my food would be the answer."

However losing the weight has not brought all of what Huckabee hoped for. "I kinda figured that when I was skinny, you know, Paris would fall in love with me, but I guess somethings are just a fat southerners dream."

 

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